Q: What do you call a cow with no legs?
A: Ground beef.

Q: What do you get when you cross a cow and a dog?
A: Hound beef.

Q: What goes "ooo, oooo, oooo?"
A: A cow with no lips.

Q: Why do cows wear bells?
A: Because their horns don't work.

Q: What newspaper do cows read?
A: The daily moos.

Q: What do you call a cow spying on another cow?
A: A steak out.